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This took me more than a week. @_@

It starts out sketchy, but grows more detailed as it goes.

I hope you enjoy this. Because some of those jokes I'm actually quite proud of. Others not really.

A bit of an explanation for people, who could get WTFish at certain questions... and comments:
4. - try putting your hand into your mouth and talking like that. That's what it sounds like. ;D
9. - [link](Techno Turian)
11. - [link](Old Spice Man) + [link](Awesome Horse)
16. - Doc and Gaat are (c) *FlyingCarpets and me
18. - Ok, ppl gonna hate me for this one. XD This is to all those people who draw amazingly beautiful humanoid Talis with long hair. I love Tali, I really do. And I would even if she had... this for a nose. XDDDD Quarians should be ugleh. :P Not this ugleh of course, this is just a joke. XD
21. - [link](Cage and Cake)
26. - Robbie Williams - Bodies. ;D

Ok, I think the rest is self explanatory.

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I don't own Mass Effect or its characters. I just own Doc. :P
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:iconlerdavian:
Lerdavian Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Student General Artist
lolz
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Zlukaka Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012
Glad you enjoyed! :D
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Ramul Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2012
PFFF, I was wondering way too long why Tali's eyes look so weird, before I realized it was a scrotum.
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Zlukaka Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012
:iconimhappyplz: *brofist*
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anivalo Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2011
the last panel was F___ing hilarious. the rest was good to.
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:iconzlukaka:
Zlukaka Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2011
Thanks! :D (oh i'm so quick)
Glad you appreciated the last one, most people didn't give it much credit. :shrug: It's one of my favorites.
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Hothien Featured By Owner May 16, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL! At Tali's dick face
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:iconzlukaka:
Zlukaka Featured By Owner May 17, 2011
Glad you found that entertaining. :D
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:icontechnogothpitchblack:
wait...is that a-?..........................oh.
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:iconzlukaka:
Zlukaka Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2011
:giggle:
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Ijhawk Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2011
Council:SAVE US SHEPARD THE REAPERS ARE ATTACKING
Shepard:Reapers yes we have dismissed this claim.
Amazing work by the way.
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:iconzlukaka:
Zlukaka Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
Thanks :D
Pity they didn't go along with this scenario in ME3. :< XD
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Ijhawk Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2011
I don't know maybe we will be lucky and we'll get a DLC called screwing with the council.
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DisadvantagedEvil Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2011
OH man, I love this! XD
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:iconzlukaka:
Zlukaka Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2011
Glad to hear this :D
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Avilels Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2011
OH GOD
OH MY GOD
the Tali thing killed me XDD

molodets! otlichno zdelano ... y posmeyalas kak nado ;)
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:iconzlukaka:
Zlukaka Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2011
Spasibo! :D
Especially glad you liked the Tali part. ;DDD
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Raven1310 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2010
lol, benezia has to dress like lady gaga! totaly made my day.
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:iconzlukaka:
Zlukaka Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2010
Thanks :D Glad you found that funny :D
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Legion-Of-The-Geth Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2010
We have reached consensus:
We love you.
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:iconzlukaka:
Zlukaka Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2010
Aw. :hug: have a bit of my humble organic affection. :giggle:
Merry Christmas! :D
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Legion-Of-The-Geth Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2010
Ah...yes...We accept your affections...
We wish you a..."Merry Christmas" Zlukaka-Artist.
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RandomAccountOfDOOM Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2010
Lolz I love this Meme :D
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Aha! Yes! Yes! Gaia reference!
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:iconzlukaka:
Zlukaka Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2010
Thanks :nod: Yeah, Gaia, very addictive. :giggle:
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TheWooze19 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2010
This is like the best Mass Effect meme ever in life.
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:iconzlukaka:
Zlukaka Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2010
Lol, thanks :D Glad to hear this ^_^
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Kote-Vode-An Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconlolowlplz:
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:iconzlukaka:
Zlukaka Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2010
I'm glad ;)
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vampyremelayah Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconahyesreapers:

You're probably right, lol.
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:iconzlukaka:
Zlukaka Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2010
It would be very ironic. XD
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admiral-squee Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2010
Best. Taliface. Ever.
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:iconzlukaka:
Zlukaka Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2010
Thanks XD Glad to see I found a soulmate in the matter of Tali's looks. XDDD
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admiral-squee Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2010
If for nothing more than to watch the fanboys squirm, haha.
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Zlukaka Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2010
Exactly :D
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Crono8 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2010
Long comment is long xD
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Zlukaka Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2010
long reply is long too ;D
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Crono8 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2010
Gawd I forgot about mai comment xD I love that there are so many memes here xD Your Shep looks very menri here, at first I was like huh? I'm sure she was female xD and then I was like oh, that's her! xD Lol the next one reminds me of this [link] xDDD I love how you draw Joker, that's 100% him and TIM too xDDD Omg i hate that guy xD
I see you like some ME1 charas too, I already know Wrex is one of the best things about the first game xD And I agree with Legion, Turian hips don't lie and I love them xD
I'm pretty sure recruting Garrus was probably my fav too and I was totally renegade about it xD And when you meet Garrus and your getting ready for the upcoming attack, he's like "meh whatever" when you're paragon and with the renegade dialogue he's like "8D it's good to see you haven't changed Shep <3" Maybe that depends on Shep's ME1 past, but that's what happens in the default no-save-game xD
Is that the Old Spice guy or Jacob impersonating him? I love that bit xD And his horse is amazing too!
Epic Mordin is epic <3 Unfortunately his song was terrible in Polish xD But his voice actor is the guy who dubbed Myotismon, Myo from Myodzio xDDD Or that's what we believe all these years xDDD So he's still epic!!! xD
Lol is that Kaiden? I hate him and he's ugly, at least when he showed up in ME2 I was like ewww NOOOO D: I'D NEVER ROMANCE KAIDEN PFFFFFFF
Waah I love that Doc Gaat pic, so cute! I love that affectionate look on Doc's face xDDD He's such a great doc 8D HA-HA...
That's Saren right? Oh I have to meet that handsome turian rogue spectre! xD Damn there are many awesome turians in ME1!
Tali's real face is really something xD I already told you xDDD I love her blue eyes xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Oh and I like to imagine Edi being a hot chick making Jeff nosebleed! xD But i'm just sayin xD
When I was playing as Joker I was like omgomgomgomgomgomg almost heart attack xD The worst thing was he's defenceless and can't run! DDDD: That was epic but really scaryyyy
Heh human milkshakes lol xD Well I was just like ._. oh, okay. But the random lady changing into pudding was disturbing xD I was glad it wasn't Kelly xD
All that serves TIM right xD Especially being addicted to Gaia! That's really tragic!! xDDD
I don't know much about 29 but I know the charas and like it xD Thumbs up from me! Hey where did 30 and 31 go? xD
That's not right, Shep saw Reapers creeping behind her window, they can attack any moment xD But I love that old Shep xDDD With a walkingshooting stick!
:c I have no turian asshole in mah council so I won't get the air-quote REAPERS :ccc sadsadsad but yeah, that's what'll happen probably. I wonder if Thane will live xD And if Shep survives all this shit xD
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Zlukaka Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2010
Lol, funny black guy. XD I saw some other black guys with clocks on their necks, never golden clocks, though so I had to go for it. :D Glad you like my menri shep. :D

Yeah Turian hips joke was placed there especially for you. XD <3

That's Jacob impersonating Old Spice Guy, unless they are the same person. XDD Which could be. XD

Yeah, that's Kaidan and I hate romance options in ME1. They're both overly unnatural.

Aw, thanks about Doc and Gaat, yeah, Doc is adoring Gaat there. :3 And yeah that's Saren and he's pretty awesome, though a huge dick.

Lol, I'm glad you like Tali's beautiful eyes and eyelashes. -3- You know now that you mentioned Jeff nosebleeding over EDI i start finding that idea acceptable and even appealing. XDDD Knowing his health he will probably loose all blood and die as a result, though... XDDDD

TIM would have an aquarium full of mermaid, (Luff helped me with this XD). And his avi would look like Miranda. XD

30 and 31 are chilling with 13 and 14.

Imagine if in the 3rd game we find out that reapers don't exist and shepard is just a paranoid nutcase... XDDDD

You should play ME1, it's at least as enjoyable as 2. :3 Except for stupid romance, but you can easily dump both ppl from the beginning almost and it's ok. :3
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Crono8 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2010
Oh thank you, that's what I thought for a moment xD
Maybe that's what attracts me to the characters I like the most... THEIR HIPS <33333

Now that I think of it Jacob can't be the Old Spice Guy because romancing him it terrible and his pick-up lines are lame and all I want to do is facepalm when I talk to him xD And Old Spice Guy is pure sex xDDD

Aww I really wanted to draw sexy Edi lying on Joker or sitting on his lap or something but I never did. Damn I've never done any ME arts :c

Yes, I totally have to play ME1 when I'll have the time. I'd like to play the Polish one again though, so I'll have to do some more searching xD And I've got a whole list of other games I have to play finally xD
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Zlukaka Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010
Lol, true Old Spice Guy is much sexier. XD

It really surprises me that you didn't draw anything ME yet. <:3
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Crono8 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010
I discovered you can get love triangle dialogues on ME2, kinda. Maybe you know them. Once Thane told my Shep that there's another person on the ship who's searching for her gaze xD But I couldn't get any other talk like that from the guys xD But my renegade which is romancing Jacob ugh... tried something with Garrus and he was all like, it's a small ship and I know you've got someone Shep :I There's also an amusing dialogue with Jacob when you break up with him saying you prefer Garrus xD [link] muahaha. I enjoyed that xD

Yeah, I suck. I've seen many fail Garrus pics and I don't want to add another one to the collection xD
But I want to draw something one day xDDD I had a few ideas I couldn't wait to draw when I was on holidays xD The enthusiasm died when I got back though xD
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Zlukaka Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010
Lol, break up. XD Jacob is an ok guy as long as you don't romance him. XD

Oh, come on, even I drew a Garrus and it wasn't that hard (though he doesn't look that much like himself). XD
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LINCARD1000 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Oh man, I laughed so hard...

Bloody good work!!
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Zlukaka Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
Thanks :D Glad you enjoyed!
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silentstephi Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This was hilarious XD Good job all around. Genius on #29. Now that you've pointed it out... CANNOT UNTHINK! XD
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Zlukaka Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2010
Lol, thank you :D
:hug:
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CenturyKing Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2010  Student Digital Artist
HAHAHA! number 7! i'm a bannana im a bananna! look at me mooove yeah yeah!

and 34 made me laugh! hahah thats how my male shep is going to look like in 70 years!
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Zlukaka Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2010
Omg I didn't even know about the banana meme when I did this. XDDDD Now I know, thanks XDD

:rofl: Glad you like.
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CenturyKing Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2010  Student Digital Artist
lol... sure happy to help! XD
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artastrophe Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
#23 is definitely my favorite <3 but you did a great job with the whole thing! and wow I applaud your patience to finish a meme this grand... and the consistency of your hilarity. :thumbsup:
PRETTY MUCH EPIC :love:
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