Eh Fair Lady

reblog on tumblr

"Eh Fair (Spider) Lady! Eh! Eh! Eh!"
"Oppan Angband Style!"

The Balrogs came, hearing their lord's mighty cry, but their timing was bad, for Melkor had not even set out to steal the Silmarils yet. Alas, he was merely admiring the hind quarters of a particular she-spider.

Don't question Lord Melkor's sense of beauty!

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And of course all this madness is inspired by our rather serious Melkor/Sauron fic, which updated today -> [link]

More such dark visions are on 'Angband Style' tumblr: [link]

And if somebody managed to avoid Gangnam style -> [link]

Gangnam Style (c) PSY
Melkor, Ungoliant, Balrogs (c) J. R. R. Tolkien

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More of insane Silmarillion stuff: